Overview
The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.
Created by: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
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Episodes - Season 1
Episode 1: The British 'ave Come
Sep 07, 1984
The Colonel and the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over René and the painting to the Gestapo in order to get ...
Episode 2: Pigeon Post
Sep 14, 1984
After the Colonel's and the Captain's uniforms are borrowed by the British airmen, and later burned, they have to send for replacements. Sup...
Episode 3: Saville Row to the Rescue
Sep 21, 1984
The Colonel, the Captain and Herr Flick are all disguised as onion sellers while the German uniforms are being remade by the Jewish tailors of London....
Episode 4: The Execution
Sep 28, 1984
Hans mistakes the nitro for gin and accidentally blows up the railway himself! The Germans capture René, Yvette, and the peasant-disguised Colonel an...
Episode 5: The Funeral
Oct 05, 1984
René tries to go back to his normal life after his fake execution, posing as his twin brother, also named René, but the funeral arrangements are dif...
Episode 6: Red Nick's Colonel
Oct 19, 1984
The Communist Resistance want to make a martyr out of the dead René, and kidnap the Colonel and the Captain at the Captain's birthday party. To ...
Episode 7: The Dance of Hitler Youth
Oct 26, 1984
The Colonel's birthday party is the perfect opportunity to retrieve the real painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies from Herr Flick,...
Cast
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois
Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
Rose Hill
Madame Fanny
Kenneth Connor
Monsieur Alfonse
Arthur Bostrom
Officer Crabtree
Hilary Minster
General Erich von Klinkerhoffen
David Janson
Herr Otto Flick
