Retarded Animal Babies (2003)

Episode 1: Retarded Animal Babies

Apr 06, 2003

The animal babies recite their version of the alphabet, including inaccuracies.

Episode 2: Magic!

Apr 23, 2003

The animal babies perform a bunch of magic tricks.

Episode 3: Show and Hell

May 07, 2003

The animal babies have Show and Tell, and things end up going horribly wrong.

Episode 4: Stupor Heroes

Jun 09, 2003

The animal babies become superheroes, while Puppy becomes a super villain.

Episode 5: Dungeons & Christwagons

Sep 15, 2003

Cat's cousin visits, and the animal babies are forced into playing Dungeons and Dragons. They also smoke Cat's stepdad's weed while the...

Episode 6: Fucky Fucksgiving

Nov 25, 2003

The animal babies attempt to kill a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner, but fail spectacularly. Donkey and Hamster gain expanded minds by the weed they sm...

Episode 7: Shitty Shitsmas

Dec 15, 2003

The animal babies celebrate Christmas, and Cat wants a Red Rider BB Gun after watching the movie A Christmas Story multiple times.

Episode 8: Cunty Cuntingstine Day!

Jan 30, 2004

The animal babies go to a club to try to pick up women, and Puppy remembers his past.

Episode 9: Pirate Ship

Apr 06, 2013

Puppy tries to make his friends all hold out their tongue and say "I was born on a pirate ship." They then realize they're saying somet...

Episode 10: Fuxx0rz

Jul 19, 2004

The animal babies try to find internet porn on Cat's stepdad's computer, but they all get sucked into the internet after Puppy does somethin...

Episode 11: Battle for Boozefest

Dec 13, 2004

The animal babies form a metal band to enter a contest on the TV show Battle for Boozefest.

Episode 12: Fucky Charms

Mar 14, 2005

The animal babies try to go to an Irish bar to get some chicks, but they end up stopping a world domination plot instead when they find some pairs of ...

Episode 13: Abandon All Hope

May 12, 2005

The animal babies and Cat's cousin play Star Wars in the field. Puppy only has seen Episodes I and II, and Cat has only seen episodes IV through ...

Episode 14: The Pendumbvirate

Dec 19, 2005

The episode shows 50 years into the future, and all the animal babies have become intelligent and evolved, and their lives are explored. Cat becomes a...

Episode 15: Happy Afterbirthday

Apr 10, 2006

For the third anniversary special, the animal babies reminisce about their past, while Cat points out that they didn't exist before 2003.

Episode 16: Evolushit

Apr 12, 2006

The animal babies get abducted by a UFO, and the daily lives of alien counterparts of themselves are shown.

Episode 17: Sucky Suckaween

Oct 23, 2006

The animal babies go to an old house and play with a Ouija board, and discover a twist that they all weren't expecting.

Episode 18: Hey, Everyone, Let's Do Some Motherfucking Drugs/Taint

Apr 05, 2007

Puppy does a bunch of drugs and goes on a massive hallucination trip. Note:"Taint" is an Alternate name for the Episode.

Episode 19: Dog Complex/Skeet 19

Nov 05, 2007

After Puppy has sex for the millionth time, Puppy goes to the core of the Earth, has sex with said core, and it creates a dog-like super being. Note:...

Episode 20: RAB On Ur Puter: Part XX/Rab on your Computer XX

Mar 22, 2008

An Easter episode where the animal babies discover that Bunny is actually the Easter Bunny, and has a sinister plot in the process. Note:"Rab on...

Episode 21: The Red Erection

Jun 19, 2009

The animal babies go to the 4H Fair, and Puppy's cousin shows up. Donkey is banned for how stupid he is, and ends up sneaking in.

Episode 22: Wedding Balls

Aug 20, 2010

Puppy is about to get married, but first his friends all invite him to a bachelor party.

Episode 23: Dark Days

Apr 26, 2011

Puppy is going through marital problems, Donkey gets smarter by reading, and the other animal babies invite the Black Panther to their group of friend...